What a year! The holidays are finally here! And while we’re doing our best to make sure the products we feature will arrive in time, shipping times are especially tricky this year, so we suggest shopping as early as you can.
Stock and shipping times can vary depending on where you live, which product you purchase, and more. So order earlier than you think you need to and be sure to double-check the retailers’ websites for shipping information to ensure that your gift will arrive in time for when you need it.
1. The OG Magic Wand – it'll quickly become their most used gift after they find out how well it relieves their achy muscles and erm...head-to-toe tension.
2. A transparent Fleshlight boasting a realistic butthole and textured interior, so they can stop ruining perfectly good laundry or wasting tissues, and enjoy those "silent nights" at least a little more sustainably. They'll be forever grateful for how you've helped them cut down on laundry.
3. A vibrating anal plug that's slim enough to fit into their stocking when Santa comes knocking at the backdoor (consensually, of course).
4. The BuzzFeed x Bellesa AirVibe suction toy with 10 powerful vibration modes and five suction intensities, that'll leave a tingle in their toes. For what it's worth, the number of leg-quaking orgasms they'll experience with this toy is bound to put you at the top of their nice list for next year.
5. A soft, wedge-shaped Pillo by Dame, so they can ho ho ho through the holidays with ample support and later regale you with tales of all their (new) favorite positions.
6. A dual-stimulating vibrator that boasts 10 vibration settings and 11 intensities, not to mention innovative suction technology that'll stimulate their clit all the way to nirvana.
7. A vibrating Verge cock ring by We-Vibe designed specifically to stimulate the perineum with eight rumbly vibrations and will put you on the nice list because it's so thoughtful.
You can control the vibrations of this waterproof wearable manually or from the convenient We-Connect app.
Promising review: "This thing is the bee's knees. Its strong, 10 different levels of strength, multiple different vibe modes, has just the right amount of weight, and does the job, very well at that! It's great for solo and couples. It also come with an app for long distance fun with a partner! Be aware that you must plan to use it before any kind of stimulation because YOU WILL NOT GET IT ON! Other than that I couldn't be happier with this one!" —JacksonP
Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3-5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2-3 business days) is also available at checkout.
Get it from We-Vibe for $119.
8. A 7.3-inch real-feel transparent dildo for the dildo enthusiast in your life that's always looking to add to their collection. This silicone zaddy is not only pleasing to the eye, but also to their insides with a flexible design and 1.5-inch diameter to hit all the right spots.
9. A Romp Beat textured bullet vibrator boasting six vibration speeds and four patterns, making a perfect naughty stocking stuffer, in case they want to open their gifts early.
10. A miniature wand vibrator with 20 vibration patterns and eight speed intensities, making the perfect gift for that friend who constantly (and proudly) brings up their preference for clit or tip stim. This wand is right up their alley.
11. A vibrating dildo boasting 10 rumbly vibration settings that'll make them love you as much as all of (Olive?) the other reindeer loved Rudolph after he saved Christmas that one time.
12. A flexible rabbit-inspired vibrator that moves with them and keeps constant contact with their clit while still hitting their G-spot.
13. An oh-so-convenient OhNut set designed with stretchy body-safe materials to fit their favorite penis or dildo and offer extra cushioning during penetration.
14. A harness and dildo combo kit — whether they're an experienced strap-on user and looking for something new or a beginner eager to explore new territory, this comfortable combo is a great addition to their collection.
15. The iconic Easy Beat egg-shaped masturbators by Tenga, featuring six disposable strokers not necessarily from six geese a layin'...but let's go with it.
16. A wearable couples' vibrator boasting 11 vibration modes because it'll make sure your partner gets the hint this holiday, so you both can get to know each other better during that what-day-is-it-again gap between Christmas and New Year's.
17. The luxury Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame that's perfect for the #BossBabe who's always on the go. They'll adore its aesthetically-pleasing design and five rumbly vibration settings for pinpointed, powerful pleasure.
18. A curvy rabbit vibrator with a slender shaft and unique "rabbit" ears that's sure to gain a top-ranking spot in their sex toy collection after they experience the unique kneading function on their clitoris.
19. A cock ring with a textured vibrating pad for extra stimulation. It's sure to become a staple in their naughty accessory storage, right next to the belts.
20. A realistic masturbator designed with a tight, convex, textured interior that they can twist, stroke and come 'til they're spent — way better than a visit from the ghosts of Christmas, am I right?
Yes, it's waterproof, so they can go ahead and play with it in the shower.
Promising reviews: "Love the product, my first purchase of a masturbator, very snug and stimulating. I don't consider myself very big girth-wise, but this is very snug yet 'adaptable.' It is extremely stimulating after orgasm as the toy stays tight around your very sensitive head, shaft, etc. Appears very durable, use water-based lube. 'Sucking' sound is rather stimulating depending on how you hold/use the toy. Easy to clean, pliable." —Terry
"First toy for husband, he was really surprised at how nice it felt. We did parallel play to get him comfortable. Unbelievably soft but firm enough for resistance. Easy to clean — we have some light fabric towels to pull from one end to the other to get fully dry." —Ashwdwrd
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with next-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $28.89 (available in three colors).