14 Things That Are Clearly Rigged Against Donald Trump

EVERYTHING.

1. Every game of Mario Kart ever is rigged against him.

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2. This boat is rigged against him.

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I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it.

3. This rig is definitely rigged against him.

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4. His "Discover Weekly" playlist is definitely rigged, and not at all accurate.

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He never said these things. There is no proof. Except for all of the proof.

5. His Starbucks order is definitely rigged against him.

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6. Pokemon Go is inevitably against him.

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He's the Snorlax of the political world.

7. This rig is rigged against him, too.

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8. The English language is 100% rigged against him.

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"Very much smarter." - It's a struggle.

9. This oil rig looks pretty rigged to me.

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He probs owns it though.

10. The passage of time is bigly rigged against him.

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There is only so much fake tan in the world.

11. This lighting rig.

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12. Swamps that are yet to be drained.

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What even is #draintheswamp?!

13. The atmospheric composition of planet Earth is rigged against him.

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14. But most importantly...this megaphone is (hopefully) rigged and has been switched the f*** off.

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We can only be thankful we ideally never have to hear you attempt to answer any questions ever again.