There are some essential things you need to know about being a student. Thankfully, NatWest knows all about it and is here to help with the money thing.
1.It is essential that you immediately make friends with some out of focus people and that they are seen carrying stuff for the duration of your friendship.
2.To learn new languages, simply suck them out of foreign students with your mouth.
3.Since money is tight, it's okay to pool resources and buy one copy of that book you need.
4.If you're a girl, the best way to learn stuff is just off some guys in the park.
5.Remember that student loans are just a button on your keyboard.
6.If you have no idea what's going on just pull this thinking face and you'll probably get a first.
7.Pull this face when someone is showing you how great their tablet is compared to your ancient computer. No one will know you're crying inside.
8.Ensure your student housing is painted entirely white, completely clean and full of fruit.
9.You aren't required to have thoughts, but you are required to look like you are having them.
10.Bags are for nerds. Leave the bag at your mum's house.
11.Librarians are cool with you being an irritating fire hazard.
12.Pause occasionally to look like you know what you're doing.
13.The most convenient place to study is on a rock atop a mountain (the most convenient time is at sunrise when you should actually be in bed).
14.It is absolutely and completely essential that you invest in some black-rimmed glasses or you won't be allowed to read blank white books.
15.Ensure you leave your glasses on while sleeping or enrollment will be revoked.
16.Do all your deep thinking at the bar over some Ribena with friends.
17.You can check your bank balance online if you're ever feeling down, it's a reliable pick-me-up.
18.Hugging a pig will solve your money problems.
If the pig hugging doesn't work, NatWest is here so you don't end up like Ben.
