1. While we wish we can just pick up and move to the land of the free, we're very happy living in the North.
2. We're all kinda scared of President Trump, anyway.
3. Ummmm, it's also really expensive to live in NYC or LA on a writer's salary.
4. However, where we lack in in-office presence, we make up for in incredible work ethic.
5. Lastly, with The Weeknd, Drake, and Ryan Gosling dominating headlines these days, who better to report than a fellow Canadian?
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