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    27 Secret Rules All Successful Business People Follow

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    1. Always look out the window; this will make you appear deep in thought.

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    2. Always ask for a turn holding the notebook.

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    "It feels even better than I had imagined."

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    3. Keep a box of tiny business people who can give you ideas.

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    "May we have a sandwich?"

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    "I'll give you a sandwich after you cut $40,000 from operating."

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    "We need tiny pencils!"

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    4. Remember all joy flows through Janice's shoulders. If you can't reach Janice's shoulders, touch someone who can.

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    5. Always honor and adore Red, for she is our leader.

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    6. When you hear the music, gather and start singing the company anthem.

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    7. ♫ Red is our leader! She keeps us from all harm. ♫

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    8. ♫ We pledge allegiance to her by grabbing both our arms. ♫

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    9. ♫ Pledge every time you see her. It's not that hard to do. ♫

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    10. ♫If you pledge correctly, she makes your dreams come true.♫

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    11. ♫ I became a doctor! ♫

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    12. ♫ I became the boss! ♫

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    13. ♫ When I pledge allegiance, my coffee appears! ♫

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    14. ♫ Just how I like it, thank you, Red! ♫

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    15. ♫ Remember when she emailed, "No more chairs; sitting is weak." ♫

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    16. ♫ We grabbed the chairs! ♫

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    17. ♫ We burned the chairs! ♫

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    18. ♫ Not only did our health improve; our productivity also peaked! ♫

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    19. ♫ Should you have complaints, just tell Chris what you think! ♫

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    20. ♫ Chris writes down all suggestions with the magic ink. ♫

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    21. ♫ Do not be like Ted who did not heed this song. ♫

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    22. ♫ He tried to wear her color, and he wasn't here for long. ♫

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    23. ♫ "I thought maroon was safe to wear. But I was sadly wrong." ♫

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    ♫ It's not okay, Ted. Only she can wear red. ♫

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    24. ♫ For once she was just like us but rose above her station! ♫

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    25. ♫ She still walks among us and hears our conversations. ♫

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    26. ♫ That's why we salute her and everyday we praise her! ♫

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    27. ♫ Our fearless boss, the One who wears the shining bright Red Blazer ♫

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