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If Actual Animals Starred In The Winnie The Pooh Movie

Our dream cast, along with potential casting issues.

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Here's our dream cast for the upcoming live-action Winnie the Pooh movie.

Winnie (the Pooh)

Previous work: Smokey, forest fire PSAsPotential issues: Doesn't actually like honey.
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Previous work: Smokey, forest fire PSAs

Potential issues: Doesn't actually like honey.

Piglet

Previous work: None, but father starred in Babe.Potential issues: Constantly outgrowing the iconic striped onesie.
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Previous work: None, but father starred in Babe.

Potential issues: Constantly outgrowing the iconic striped onesie.

Owl

Previous work: Understudy for Hedwig, Harry PotterPotential issues: Prefers to work at night, demands extra pay for day shoots.
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Previous work: Understudy for Hedwig, Harry Potter

Potential issues: Prefers to work at night, demands extra pay for day shoots.

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Angry Swarm of Bees

Previous work: 23-Minute Game Delay, Mariners vs. Angels.Potential issues: Unwavering loyalty to boss (If she walks, they do).
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Previous work: 23-Minute Game Delay, Mariners vs. Angels.

Potential issues: Unwavering loyalty to boss (If she walks, they do).

Kanga and Roo

Previous work: None, both are aspiring boxers.Potential issues: The young one's contract demands 12 hours of pouchtime every day.
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Previous work: None, both are aspiring boxers.

Potential issues: The young one's contract demands 12 hours of pouchtime every day.

Rabbit

Previous work: Spokesperson, Cadbury Eggs.Potential cast issues: Does not come out of hole for less than $10 million.
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Previous work: Spokesperson, Cadbury Eggs.

Potential cast issues: Does not come out of hole for less than $10 million.

Eeyore

Previous work: Reference model for Donkey, ShrekPotential issues: Eats 12 pounds of straw a day.
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Previous work: Reference model for Donkey, Shrek

Potential issues: Eats 12 pounds of straw a day.

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Tigger

Previous work: Tony, Frosted Flakes CommercialPotential issues: Eating the other cast members.
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Previous work: Tony, Frosted Flakes Commercial

Potential issues: Eating the other cast members.

And finally...

Christopher Robin

Previous work: None, he grew up on the North Pole.Potential Issues: Emotional range confined to "smiling."
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Previous work: None, he grew up on the North Pole.

Potential Issues: Emotional range confined to "smiling."