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    If Actual Animals Starred In The Winnie The Pooh Movie

    Our dream cast, along with potential casting issues.

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    Here's our dream cast for the upcoming live-action Winnie the Pooh movie.

    Winnie (the Pooh)

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    Previous work: Smokey, forest fire PSAs

    Potential issues: Doesn't actually like honey.

    Piglet

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    Previous work: None, but father starred in Babe.

    Potential issues: Constantly outgrowing the iconic striped onesie.

    Owl

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    Previous work: Understudy for Hedwig, Harry Potter

    Potential issues: Prefers to work at night, demands extra pay for day shoots.

    Angry Swarm of Bees

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    Previous work: 23-Minute Game Delay, Mariners vs. Angels.

    Potential issues: Unwavering loyalty to boss (If she walks, they do).

    Kanga and Roo

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    Previous work: None, both are aspiring boxers.

    Potential issues: The young one's contract demands 12 hours of pouchtime every day.

    Rabbit

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    Previous work: Spokesperson, Cadbury Eggs.

    Potential cast issues: Does not come out of hole for less than $10 million.

    Eeyore

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    Previous work: Reference model for Donkey, Shrek

    Potential issues: Eats 12 pounds of straw a day.

    Tigger

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    Previous work: Tony, Frosted Flakes Commercial

    Potential issues: Eating the other cast members.

    And finally...

    Christopher Robin

    New Line Cinema

    Previous work: None, he grew up on the North Pole.

    Potential Issues: Emotional range confined to "smiling."

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