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7 Scientific Reasons The End Pieces Are The Best Parts Of The Loaf

Give me your heel pieces. I will eat them.

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1. As with any long object, such as a week or a snake, the two end sections of the loaf are naturally more unique/interesting based on scarcity alone.

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2. Aqueous sandwich contents easily soak through a soft interior slice but the heel stays strong, keeping the exterior dry.

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3. In a typical sandwich, crust ratio and bite quality varies wildly, but with the heel piece, the sandwich experience is consistent.

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4. In the final stages of consumption, the structural integrity of a typical sandwich fails, but the superior heel piece keeps the sandwich intact.

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5. With distinct dorsal and ventral sides, a heel piece sandwich can be distinctly flipped, ideal for grilled cheese or games of chance. Not so with the typical interior piece sandwich.

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6. The heel piece's versatile structure is ideal for folding to create a single piece sandwich, while the soft interior piece fails dramatically.

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7. Since the heel is statistically less popular than the interior pieces, acquiring a taste for it and publicizing said taste will increase likelihood that people will give you free bread they do not want.

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Please submit any rebuttals below for peer review.

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