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Who is more fiscally competent – a llama or a penguin?

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  1. If you had to choose between a llama and a penguin preparing your tax return, which one would you trust?

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    I trust the llama
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    I trust the penguin
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If you had to choose between a llama and a penguin preparing your tax return, which one would you trust?
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    I trust the llama
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    I trust the penguin
  1. If we added a new number (between 4 and 5), what should we call it?

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    Shrap
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    HOOON
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    Mike
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    Pappaw
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    Shrap
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    HOOON
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    Mike
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    Pappaw
  1. How many consecutive pen clicks would you listen to before you say something to your colleague?

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    1-5
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    6-10
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    11-15
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    16-20
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    +20
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    1-5
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    6-10
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    11-15
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    16-20
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    +20
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  1. What's your opinion on the literacy of snakes?

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    Snakes can't read
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    Snakes can read but choose to ignore what they read
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    Snakes can't read
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    Snakes can read but choose to ignore what they read
  1. What material (besides swords) would you like your throne to be made of?

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    Camembert
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    Novelty throw pillows from Etsy
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    Peanut brittle
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    The printed transcripts of the Xangas of your enemies
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What material (besides swords) would you like your throne to be made of?
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    Camembert
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    Novelty throw pillows from Etsy
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    Peanut brittle
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    The printed transcripts of the Xangas of your enemies
  1. Given how arbitrary it is we slap our hands together to celebrate people, which of the following should we propose to replace clapping?

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    Clicking 2 pennies together
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    Throwing our keys on the ground
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    Yelling "BOK BOK BOK"
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    Hissing
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Given how arbitrary it is we slap our hands together to celebrate people, which of the following should we propose to replace clapping?
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    Clicking 2 pennies together
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    Throwing our keys on the ground
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    Yelling "BOK BOK BOK"
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    Hissing
  1. If a scorpion friend asked, "Do I seem scary to you?" what's the most diplomatic thing you could say in response?

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    "It all depends on what you mean by "scary" - like are we talking Halloween scary or accidental reply-all scary?"
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    "It's not so much you personally, it's the hiding in someone's shoe that might startle someone a little bit."
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    "I mean, compared to a fire tornado? Not at all."
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    "I think when you raise the stinger like that, people are very impressed and may not know how to show their emotion."
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If a scorpion friend asked, "Do I seem scary to you?" what's the most diplomatic thing you could say in response?
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    "It all depends on what you mean by "scary" - like are we talking Halloween scary or accidental reply-all scary?"
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    "It's not so much you personally, it's the hiding in someone's shoe that might startle someone a little bit."
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    "I mean, compared to a fire tornado? Not at all."
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    "I think when you raise the stinger like that, people are very impressed and may not know how to show their emotion."
  1. When will humanity finally be satisfied with the number of new Oreo flavors?

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    2018
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    When our grandchildren no longer consume food due to advances in the holodeck
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    It will never happen
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When will humanity finally be satisfied with the number of new Oreo flavors?
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    2018
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    When our grandchildren no longer consume food due to advances in the holodeck
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    It will never happen
  1. What's the best nickname for a tambourine?

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    tam-tam
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    'bourine
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    jangledisk
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    thighslappin' ring-a-ding
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    tam-tam
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    'bourine
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    jangledisk
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    thighslappin' ring-a-ding
  1. What traditional phrase should we inexplicably say after someone yawns?

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    Energy!
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    Accomplish things.
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    Ya tryin' to eat the moon?
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    Thistles and whistles!
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What traditional phrase should we inexplicably say after someone yawns?
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    Energy!
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    Accomplish things.
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    Ya tryin' to eat the moon?
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    Thistles and whistles!

 
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