1. When you fail to get the attention of that hot guy running along The Tan.
"I see you. Why do you not see me?"
2. When you have to schedule extra hours training at your local gym to get hot enough to join Virgin Active Bourke Street.
“str8 acting, discreet, masc only pls."
3. And when you miss a Body Attack class and feel unfit for a night at Poof Doof.
4. When the hot straight PT catches you staring at his "glutes".
You're always making such an ass of yourself.