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Which Famous Artist Would You Be?

(The Christmas Version)

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Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas, BuzzFeeders!

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Well, it's that time of year again: Mistletoe, awkward family gatherings, and holiday-themed everything, including Buzzfeed quizzes. Ever wondered how you would celebrate Christmas season if you were a talented yet unheralded genius like Vincent van Gogh? Well, now's the time to find out!

  1. 1. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

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    Gold. Everywhere.
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    The best LSD money can buy.
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    Nightmares.
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    Sunflowers.
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    A mysterious smile.
  2. 2. When I want to listen to music I:

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    Play some jazz on my phonograph.
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    Watch a church choir perform . . . while I’m tripping on LSD.
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    Turn off the lights in my room and blast some metal.
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    Find a music club with dancing girls and get drunk on absinthe.
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    Invent a piano that sounds like a cello, because I can.
  3. 3. What do I do when I’m not making paintings?

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    Have a multitude of children out of wedlock.
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    All the drugs.
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    Go for a walk by the sea and worry that women are actually vampires.
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    Ain’t nobody got time for that! I paint all day!
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    Drawing blueprints for things that won’t be invented for hundreds of years.
  4. 4. Christmas is my favorite holiday of the year because:

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    I get more gold.
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    Thinking about Jesus gives me spectacular visions of what Heaven must be like.
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    It’s my least favorite holiday! It just reminds me of my crazily religious father!
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    For once I can stop thinking about being poor.
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    The Medici throw some pretty awesome Christmas parties.
  5. 5. If I were alive today, I would be:

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    Rich and famous. Women would throw themselves at me.
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    That crazy guy you never want sitting next to you on the bus.
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    On so many antidepressants.
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    Also on many antidepressants! But I would move somewhere warm and sunny to get better.
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    The winner of multiple Nobel Prizes.
  6. 6. What would I give you for Christmas?

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    Gold. I have tons of the stuff.
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    Drugs!
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    Anxiety, since I have enough for both of us to share.
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    My ear. Or a painting, I have loads of them sitting around.
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    A flying machine—or at least, the drawings for one. It’s up to you to build it.
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