You hate your jobYou hate your co-workersYou hate everyoneYou sometimes regret getting out of bed in the morningYou play a musical instrumentYou think you're good at it, but let's be honest: you're terribleYou have a rival that always seems to have the upper handYou have a favourite shirt that you wear all of the timeYou own a sombreroCamping is not your thingYou occasionally can't resist dancing your heart outYou suck at the skill craneYou suck at most of your hobbiesYou really wish you weren't here right nowYou live aloneYou hate unannounced guestsYou need 4-ply when you cryEveryone is an idiot except for youYou spend half of your work shift flipping through magazinesYou would love a Krabby Patty right nowYou have no tolerance for immature peopleBut you sometimes laugh at your own jokesYou have a great repertoire of insultsYou have never won an employee of the month awardAnd you doubt you ever willYou're not above lying to impress someonePeople who are less talented than you always seem to get all the praiseYour neighbour is a total barnacle headPeople often ask why you look so miserableYou have owned a leotard or legwarmersSomething has already angered you todayAnd something else will no doubt anger you tomorrow tooAnd the next day, and the next day, and the next day
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