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How Squidward Are You?

"Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent."

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  1. How Squidward Are You?

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    Check off all that apply:

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    You hate your job
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    You hate your co-workers
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    You hate everyone
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    You sometimes regret getting out of bed in the morning
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    You play a musical instrument
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    You think you're good at it, but let's be honest: you're terrible
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    You have a rival that always seems to have the upper hand
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    You have a favourite shirt that you wear all of the time
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    You own a sombrero
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    Camping is not your thing
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    You occasionally can't resist dancing your heart out
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    You suck at the skill crane
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    You suck at most of your hobbies
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    You really wish you weren't here right now
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    You live alone
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    You hate unannounced guests
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    You need 4-ply when you cry
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    Everyone is an idiot except for you
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    You spend half of your work shift flipping through magazines
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    You would love a Krabby Patty right now
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    You have no tolerance for immature people
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    But you sometimes laugh at your own jokes
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    You have a great repertoire of insults
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    You have never won an employee of the month award
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    And you doubt you ever will
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    You're not above lying to impress someone
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    People who are less talented than you always seem to get all the praise
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    Your neighbour is a total barnacle head
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    People often ask why you look so miserable
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    You have owned a leotard or legwarmers
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    Something has already angered you today
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    And something else will no doubt anger you tomorrow too
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    And the next day, and the next day, and the next day

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