10. I will learn how to say hello correctly
9. I’ll keep my stupid jokes to a minimum (but there will be some)
8. I Might Try To Put on a Hat Like This
7. I’m not that lame all the time
6. It’s on Star Wars Day (May the Fourth Be With You)
5. We’re both trumpet players..so..we could talk about that or somethin’
4. I Won’t Complain About Your Bullying
3. If You Say No I’ll Cry
2. Jesus Wants You To
1. If All Else Fails, Trent and Adam Will Be There Too
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