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    9 Animals That Get Drunk Or High

    You're not an alcoholic compared to the tree shrew. These little guys drink alcohol two hours a night, every night, all year long.

    1. Bohemian waxwing birds get so drunk they have to go to rehab.

    2. Bats can handle their alcohol.

    3. Tree shrews drink "beer" every night, because of evolution.

    4. Vervet monkeys steal cocktails from humans.

    5. Rough-toothed dolphins risk their lives getting high off pufferfish.

    6. Bees penalise drunk flyers when they get back to the hive.

    7. The first Bush administration planned to use cocaine-addicted caterpillars to eradicate drug cartels.

    8. The Santa myth probably comes from reindeers who eat magic mushrooms.

    9. Elephants don't go on drunken rampages.