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    Simple Tips To Look Too Sick For Work/School

    It's Thursday. You want to go out on Friday. Your pesky job/class/parents are in the way. Or maybe you're actually sick, but nobody believes you. Here are my simple tips for looking like crap so nobody challenges you. You can do some, or all of these tips.Use this sparingly to maintain your credibility as a decent, hardworking person. You go, you.

    You're not sick. Or not sick enough....

    Well, speaking of mudbutt...

    Drink herbal tea, vitamin water, etc

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    Cake on yo face

    If cake isn't your style

    Style tips from Rudolph

    Don't milk it