The First "Pam & Tommy" Trailer Is Here, And Whoever Did Lily James And Sebastian Stan's Makeup Deserves An Award

    I can't stop staring at Sebastian Stan's nipple rings...

    Behold, the first trailer for the upcoming Hulu series Pam & Tommy just dropped.

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    If you're like, "What the hell are you talking about?" then no fear — the show is a retelling of the infamous Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson 1995 sex tape scandal, starring Sebastian Stan and Lily James.

    Before we hop on in, here's a quick reminder of what the actual Pam and Tommy looked like:

    Tommy is wearing jeans, a band t-shirt, and is heavily tattooed as he walks with Pam who is wearing a satin short, spaghetti strap dress and heels

    And here's our first proper look of Lily as Pam — and my god.

    She even RUNS.

    Lilly running on the beach as she films a scene

    I am, quite frankly, transfixed by her eyebrows.

    Lily's eyebrows are very thin and arched

    We don't get to hear much of her as Pam, but her accent sounds pretty dead-on.

    Then we have Sebastian as Tommy, aka the drummer of Mötley Crüe, aka Pam's then-husband.

    Once again, the hair and makeup department is just knocking it out of the park — including whoever was in charge of doing Sebastian's nipple rings.

    We also see plenty of Seth Rogen as Rand Gauthier (the guy who sold the sex tape) and Nick Offerman (the guy who helped distribute it) — both sporting wonderfully long hair.

    All in all, I'd put my excitement for this show at a solid 11.

    Pam & Tommy hits Hulu on Feb. 2, 2022.