Well, the first week of 2021 is over.
If you've also lost track of linear time, here's a list of some of the biggest news stories that have already happened:
Trump-supporting domestic terrorists attempted to stage a coup at the US Capitol.
Near the Capitol, pipe bombs were reportedly found at the RNC headquarters — and a suspicious package arrived at the DNC headquarters.
Twitter was dominated by "Bean Dad" John Roderick, after a thread where he documented trying to get his daughter to open a can of beans for six hours went viral.