True conversation with an acquaintance.
HER: You have such lovely hair.
ME: You too, I like the two tones.
HER: Thank you. It’s actually a weave so it’s not my real hair.
ME: It’s your weave right? So therefore it really is your hair.
HER: I never thought of it that way.
ME: Don’t know why you wouldn’t.
So ladies if someone tries to tell you that a weave isn’t your real hair keep in mind it is to your hair you bought it so it really is your hair.
I’ll let you know when I find one.
I love watching horror movies many are good but I have not found one that made me scared. Maybe it’s because I have to watch them by myself because no one will watch them with me.
Response to Poll: Do You Put Butter On Your Pop-Tarts?:
In all fairness I don’t even like butter and margarine.
So my answer was obviously no and I’m not sure if that’s fair because I don’t like butter
You got 15 out of 15 right!
You did better than 100% of those who took this quiz!
You managed just as well as Barbara You have (not) won this trophy to celebrate. It’s very exciting right now. Call your parents. Call your lover. Call Hermione. You did exceedingly well. This test was so easy
Ha ha ha
I got teenager lol
I’m clumsy and accident prone I tend to draw accidents and mayhem to me for some reason like a magnet.
I also have a weird tolerance to pain.
When I was 15 I stepped on the earring didn’t even know it was there when the whole day with an earring in my foot until I got home and took my shoes and socks off then I saw it. Couple months later I stepped on broken glass had no idea it was embedded in my foot until lunch my friends and I were having a water fight I went to go take my socks off because I can’t stand wet socks that’s when my friend started screaming about how my foot was bleeding and that’s when I saw it pulled it out and threw the glass in the garbage put a Band-Aid on my foot and walked away. When I was 16 I was attacked by my neighbors cat sitting on her floor and we were tossing a beanie baby around the cat thought it was one of her kittens and It went straight for me it clawed my face my neck it bit my head my ears I looks like I got into a street fight. When walking around I tripped and I fell landed on a metal rod it bent my bone but didn’t impale my skin so I was fine with that I still have a weird indent in my leg though. While rollerblading I hit a patch of sand on the sidewalk and got into my wheels which caused me to fall on my ass funny for those who saw it painful for my butt . While biking one day my pant leg got caught in the spokes I flipped over the handlebars I was so angry that I threw the bike down the hill. While getting out of the car I slipped and fell on a patch of ice I barely put my foot down. I’ve actually fallen going up the stairs. I’m luckily I know how to counteract a lot of these things so when I accidentally had my hand slip into the fry vat I knew what to do, with quick thinking There was no damage done to my hand. Tripped on air. When I was a kid I actually had my finger slice open because of a plant. Walking into my kitchen one day to put my dishes in the dishwasher everything seem to be hunky-dory when I went to go leave the kitchen I somehow stepped on a blade from one of those deluxe choppers I don’t know how it got there because it wasn’t there to minutes ago so I sliced my foot open.
Three months ago I smacked my toes against one of my dressers they’re still broken. My boss not knowing what kind magnet I am was standing right behind me I didn’t know he was there I lost my balance and went to catch myself before I fell I accidentally punched him in the stomach.
Well besides the obvious reasons of the fact that they’re hard workers and they probably were hiding their hands all other Disney villains wear gloves so maybe they’re secretly villains.
Wrong I’m not a libra I’m a Leo
Response to How Well Do You Actually Know Cher Horowitz?:
OK so I got eight out of eight and there seems to be a lot of people who have eight out of eight so… How’s that 100% better than other people?
Response to Which Fictional Bromance Is The Best?:
My actual favor bromance couple is James Kirk and Spock
Yes platform sneakers! I had the most comfiest pair ever I loved my platform sneakers.
Yeah girl power I love the fact that the Spice Girls picture
It wrong my eyes are brown with a tinge of yellow not Hazel leaning towards green
I’ve never been that bitten bu mosquitoes and there’s ways to avoid being eaten alive by those hellion bugs.
Way to easy.
It helps that I saw all seven of them on premier day.
My son would be a fierce judge. He loves watching cooking shows.
Chef Ramsey is one of his favourites.
Well I got 21 and I am 32 so not so bad for me. The thing is I also had no problem with any of those words in fact I say them quite frequently.
After spending half an hour on my Halloween makeup I had a fit and started crying cause one corner was messed up. Washed it all off and then cried more because I wasn’t ready.
Yeah I am still waiting for people to actually sit and watch a movie/tv show and enjoy it for what it is and not do a head count on how many of whatever is in it.
Let not forget Blaise and the Patil twins.
Because it’s funny.
I just talk really loudly to them so the other person on the line can hear me.
1:Don’t John Cena the dog!
2:Stop telling the telemarketers that there is Mario brothers on ice.
3:Stop selling fake tickets to Mario on ice.
4:Stop hitting your brother with the lightsaber.
5:Stop hitting your sister with the eyeballs.
6:Stop licking me
7:No it’s not funny to throw water balloons over the fence at passerby.
8:Put the frog down your teacher won’t like it.
9:Yes I gave your teacher a bottle of Baileys.
10:Stop throwing confetti in the air and say happy unbirthday to everyone.
Let’s all be offensive and go naked
I one snuck a full bottle of wine out of a wedding in my cleavage.
I also hid four cans of beer for my husband in my cleavage when going to the park.
I also had packed for chocolate bars a pack of sour gummy’s and a bottle of pop to go to the movies in my cleavage.