So optimistic, so wrong.
What do the cards say the future holds for you?
Are you the Goddess of war or of love?
We used to eat corpses as medicine.
Admit it, we all watched the show mainly for the outfits. H/T @WhatFranWore
Pay off your student debt! Though you’ll probably need to sell all of your internal organs and/or forge some sort of unholy alliance with the devil to do this.
How optimistic is your view of the world?
Coffee owns you and you owe it your life.
There are just so many dogs, you guys.
It's only a matter of time until you're invited.
Do you live to debate?
Are your perspectives on love, sex, and commitment, different to everyone else's?
What do people really think of you when they meet you for the first time?
Which of these things are actually alright and which should be banned forever?
You get out what you put in, which in this case, is failure.
"How to be hot but also somehow completely unaware of how hot you are."
If you don't know your moon sign, then you're missing out tbh.
Are you a gem or a diamond in the rough?
Are you the type of person who gets most of their shit done before lunch time or when everyone else goes to bed?
He is a national treasure and should be treated as such.