1. This succinct summary:
im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive
2. This enthusiasm:
3. This representation of you as a friend:
4. This magic trick you wish you could learn:
5. This duality:
public account vs private account
6. This lie you tell regularly:
7. This accurate depiction of the inside of your head:
PERSON: You always seem so chill. ME EXTERNALLY: oh thanks ME INTERNALLY:
8. This eternal struggle:
9. This somewhat time-consuming activity:
10. This betrayal:
11. This fair warning:
me realizing i have a crush on someone
12. These consequences:
i physically, emotionally, spiritually and financially can not afford another crush
13. This constant source of worry:
14. This special ability you possess:
15. This one rule:
16. This natural and normal reaction:
me watching my crush talk to another woman
17. This impossible task:
18. This wonderful feeling to eventually look forward to:
19. And the one thing you can always depend on:
