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Out Of The Few Women-Appropriate Sports There Are, Which Should You Do?

Sports are only okay for women to do if they're sexy and gentle.

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It is common knowledge that women cannot, and should not, do any sports that aren't gentle, sexy stretching.

If you're not a woman who's laughing while doing yoga, your life is empty & meaningless.

And if they do, no one will watch it because obviously everyone cares so much more about male sports, for some innate reason.

So, test yourself to find out which lady-appropriate sport you should try, given the very limited range!

  1. What is this?

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    Is it some sort of animal?
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    Or perhaps a pretty lapel pin I could wear upon my breast?
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    I have seen men with it, so I know it's not my place to know what it is
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    A basketball
  2. How do you react when you see blood?
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    I faint, as is the only appropriate ladylike action
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    I smear it onto my face, in order to absorb the youthful glow and powers of the owner
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    Generally, I freak out
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    I do whatever is most useful in the situation
  3. Are you competitive?
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    Only amongst other ladies to see who is the prettiest, of course
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    Yes, but I know that I cannot compete with the much stronger and smarter men
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    Yeah, almost to a fault tbh
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    No, I am only concerned in what I am doing
  4. Do you think you could kill someone with a single punch?
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    Yes, absolutely
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    No, my poor weak lady arms could not kill a fly
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    Possibly, but I prefer to use my super strength for good
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    No because I am not a comic book character
  5. What was your favourite subject at school?
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    I never needed to worry about studying as my future husband would take care of all those complicated things
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    Art, but of course I could never truly be a great artist as my lady brain can only think to paint pretty flowers
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    P.E.
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    Science
  6. Do you like being outdoors?
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    Yeah, I love being in nature
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    No, there are bugs outside
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    Yes, but only on carefully manicured lawns surrounded by elaborate topiary
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    No, I cannot risk burning my delicate lady skin
  7. Are you flexible?
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    No, not even slightly
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    I can definitely touch my toes at least
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    Yes, but only in the way that all ladies obviously naturally are
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    I was doing asanas in the womb
  8. And lastly, do you watch sports?
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    Yes, I am very invested in some sports
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    What are "sports"?
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    No, but I do dutifully provide refreshments for the men who do and then politely exit the room
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    Yes, but only tennis and croquet, which I watch whilst basking in sunshine, wearing an elaborate white hat, and eating strawberries
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