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21 Unrealistic Standards Of Beauty Set By Art History

Society has always pressured us to look a certain way.

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1. No one can be expected to be so hairless and muscular, and to be able to invest that much time and money on a perm.

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2. We can't all have eyes as bold and beautiful as this.

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3. And women cannot be expected to have such gravity-defying boobs.

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4. Or boobs that look like this.

5. We also really need to stop putting pressure on women to have more than two boobs.

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6. And not everyone can have such chiseled abs.

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7. Especially not babies.

Can they even lift?
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Can they even lift?

8. Men don't need to be made to feel any more self-conscious about their members with damaging images like this.

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9. Seriously. This just isn't fair to men.

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10. And women really do not need any more policing over their body hair and scales.

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Oxford, Bodleian Library, MS Douce 337, fol. 85r

11. Women are expected to be not only tiny, but also lizard-shaped.

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12. Not everyone has the time to perfectly tame the snakes sprouting from their scalp every morning.

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13. Real women are not reptilians.

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14. And honestly, how much highlighter would you need to use to for this look?

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15. And think of the contouring you'd need to do for this look!

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16. Getting such perfectly coiffed hair is clearly exhausting.

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17. Seriously, maintaining a perfect feline physique seems more effort than it's worth.

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18. Frankly, preening one's feathers is equally exhausting.

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19. Not all of us were blessed with perfect cherry lips.

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20. We can't all be this hot.

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21. All that aside, where's the YouTube tutorial for this look?

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