1.
When your bladder intends on making your life miserable:
2.
When you both need and hate attention:
3.
When you both need and hate other people:
4.
When you experience literally any kind of setback:
5.
When you're confronted with your own reflection:
6.
When you always buy into consumerist holidays:
7.
When you realise how low you've set the bar for yourself:
8.
When it takes very little for you to abandon your ideals:
9.
When this is a very rare occurrence:
10.
When you indulge yourself a little too much in denial:
11.
When you can't quite decide on just how fantastic you are:
12.
When you, or literally anyone else, is too generous with their opinions:
13.
When you actually disappoint life itself: