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Will you be the kind to shout at the youths or to lovingly bake a pie for your precious grandchildren?

Wirst du so eine sein, die Jugendliche anschreit oder liebevoll Kuchen für deine kostbaren Enkelkinder backen?

Dieses Quiz verrät dir, was für eine Art alte Dame du sein wirst

This Quiz Will Reveal What Sort Of Old Lady You'll Be

This Quiz Will Reveal What Sort Of Old Lady You&#x27;ll Be

What will you spend most of your time doing?

You just found out that your grandchild wants to drop out of school to pursue a career in "being hot on Instagram". What advice do you offer them?

What will your grandchildren think of you?

Pick a meal that you would make for your family

You will have a wardrobe almost exclusively made of linen in the summer, and embroidered velvet in the winter. You will be fiercely independent and dedicate your life to exploring the passions you might have neglected at other times. You will have a thing for colourful glass beads, and you'll love your garden, which will be beautiful and lush.

Arty old lady

Your past husbands may have died in mysterious circumstances, but you loved them for who they were, _not_ their money, no matter what that bitch Glenda says at the country club. Your fingers will never lack rings, and no unnatural fibres will ever grace your body – just silk and cashmere for you, thanks. You will have many young lovers, and your grandchildren will be suspicious and jealous of them. Not that you'll care, you'll just be living your best life.

Glamorous old lady

You'll be the archetypal grandma – warm, a fantastic cook, and the matriarch in the family. Everyone will turn to you if they are in need of sage advice or to unwittingly gain some weight because you refuse to feed them anything but pancakes or a full fry up every morning. However, just because you're loving and warm doesn't mean you'll be afraid to tell literally anyone that they're out of line or acting silly. Your wisdom and authority means that if you tell someone that they're being stupid, they will immediately know it's true. There will be no point in arguing back with you, because you will always be right.

Loving grandma

You'll be the kind of old lady that says the stuff you wish you could say now – telling off youths speaking too loudly on the phone, telling someone off for not offering you a seat, hell, if you got the chance you'd tell the president that they're an insolent child if you felt it was necessary. Because you're old, you just won't give a shit and nothing will scare you. You'll do what you please and you haven't got enough time left on this earth to sugar-coat what you've got to say. And your kids have to put up with it, because you told them you'll haunt them from beyond the grave relentlessly if they put you in a home.

Blunt old lady

Wirst du Jugendliche auf der Straße anschreien, Kitsch sammeln oder Kuchen für all deine Enkel backen?

Dieses Quiz verrät dir, wie cool du später als Oma bist

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This Quiz Will Reveal What Sort Of Old Lady You'll Be

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