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well let's see what's happening today on Twitt-
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Me: I saw it on twitter lmfao They: what's your twitter? Me: what's twitter?
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all of twitter logging in
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twitter should have a “no wait just text a friend” option next to the tweet button
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Instagram: no fights Facebook: fight with your friends Twitter: fight with the president of the World Health Organization
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ah yes, a twitter notification, that will provide me with 1 (one) serotonin
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has any picture summed up Twitter as well as this one
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IM TWEETING WITH THE GREATEST FEMALE ATHLETE OF ALL TIME ABOUT AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER THIS IS HONESTLY THE BEST MOMENT IVE EVER HAD ON TWITTER https://t.co/cT8sw9cLxh
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The difference between Tumblr and Twitter is that Twitter users are all upset about Luigi's dick bulge because they're so fucking basic and Tumblr users are doing Algebra to figure out that it's roughly 3.7" flacid and they're so happy for him to have a dick. https://t.co/BlQynFRaZd
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What is Twitter? Well it’s a service where if I type in the right series of funny words in the right order I get dopamine and if I don’t I get doxed
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yeah, actually I don't even own a TV. I guess I'm just interested in more intellectual pursuits, like Twitter, and Twitter on my phone
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twitter, thank you
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has this been done yet?
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my twitter
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Me: Ok, time to read the morning paper.
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I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
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Oh cool, an escalator to Twitter