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    Literally Just 19 Tweets That Got Me Through The Last Week

    The internet is mostly terrible except for these few exceptional tweets.

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    Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is.

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    When girls say they are β€œrunning errands” they’re actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes

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    my man just swiped a treat from his dog on national tv

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    I literally cannot stop thinking about this

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    Because we were literally asleep. https://t.co/v7MskP78no

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    Why did the last cat run like it was in a cartoon πŸ˜‚

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    My dad and I were discussing and I told him, I wouldnt mind having only girls as kids and he asked me why and I told him so I could spoil them silly. My dad looked at me and said "If you had the spirit in you to spoil someone's daughter silly, you wouldnt be single by now"😫😭

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    me hyping up my friends selfies even though i saw it for approval hours before they posted

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    i have a playlist titled russian roulette which is composed of under pressure by queen like 10 times and ice ice baby by vanilla ice once

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    how to make a poached egg: 1. take an egg 2. [indescribable sorcery] 3. you have a poached egg

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    My boyfriend and his friends everybody

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    Mom: how’s this semester going honey? Me:

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    Joseph wrote a letter for Anne Hegerty :) #AnneHegerty #theChase #ImACeleb

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