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    Oct 20, 2017

    18 Tweets Only Good Boys Will Understand

    "They always ask who's a good boy, but never how's a good boy."

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    when she says she only dates good boys

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    is it true that you've been a very good boy

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    *lights cigarette* yeah, i used to be a good boy

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    When you gotta hack into the mainframe to find out who's a good boy

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    When everyone has been telling you what a 'good boy' you are and finally Karma comes around in an ice cream truck.

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    "Good afternoon class today we're going to learn what makes a good boy so good" 13/10

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    When you are a good boy on vacation and your owners let you up on the hotel bed

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    [Speed Date] Girl: Yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *Stands up* I think we're done here

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    [dog trial] D.A.: Who's a good boy? Dog: *wags tail* D.A.: Then how do you explain the scattered trash? Dog: *ears droop* *jury gasps*

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    "Enough is enough Stephanie. I need to know who's a good boy. My patience is worn thin."

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    When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u

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    Good Boy? Haven't been called that in years

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    When u hear her call someone else a good boy

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    When your owner gives you a treat every time you're a good boy but you're a good boy all the time so now you're a f… https://t.co/kY8ZXEI7Sd

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    when you're a good boy who's also a little bit of a bad boy

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    when you get called a good boy but you're just being yourself

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