1. This betrayal:
2. This other reason people wear makeup:
3. This great advice:
4. This Catch 22 situation:
5. This calming strategy we all use:
6. This change in attitude:
7. This inevitability:
8. These impossible demands:
9. This inner monologue:
10. This slight irony:
11. This terrible mistake:
12. This disappointing sister:
13. This slightly unhygienic philosophy we're all guilty of:
14. This conspiracy:
15. This obvious statement:
16. This excellent procrastination technique:
17. These shifting ideologies:
18. This perfect response:
