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19 Perfect Lines From Schmidt That Never Fail To Make You Laugh

"Hello, normals."

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1. When he described his emotions in a totally reasonable and non-hyperbolic way:

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2. When he was just really pragmatic:

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3. When he summarised how everyone over the age of 23 feels:

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4. When he was appropriately outraged by emotions:

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5. When he gave flirting a good go:

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6. When he used this loving greeting:

7. When he became a bastion of self-love:

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8. When he deemed bees to be "dope":

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9. When he demonstrated his knowledge of sports:

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10. When he demonstrated his flawless logic:

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11. When he tried a brave new flirting strategy:

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12. When he perfected his high school reunion speech:

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13. When he showed Nick he cares:

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14. When he summarised Siri:

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15. When he served this perfect burn:

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16. When he proposed this this sick deal:

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17. When he was everything you'd expect him to be:

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18. When he showed a surprising amount of self-awareness:

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19. When he summarised the period in which we live perfectly:

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