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19 Things You Know If You Always Get Bitten By Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes do nothing but spread hate and disease.

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2. You honestly do not know why mosquitoes exist or what benefit they are to anyone.

All they do is spread hate and disease.

4. Especially when you share a room with someone and wake up with 40 bites, and they seem to have none.

I wish I had a dollar for every mosquito bite I have rn


5. You take all the preventative measures you can.

When you've decided that all the mosquitoes in your house must die of confusion.

To the point that in the summer, your scent is "Eau De Bug Repellant".

6. But the little shits still get to you, and even thick clothing doesn't always do the trick.

How I manage to get mosquito bites when I'm wearing pants and my sister doesn't get any while wearing a dress is beyond me. #whateven


9. Your bites are particularly bad if you're allergic.

apparently, im allergic 2 mosquitos

10. And so you often have to explain that the ping pong ball on your head is just a regular mosquito bite and you probably won’t die.

When you are allergic to mosquito's #MosquitoDay #allergy

They look so huge and terrifying that people assume you were probably bitten by a radioactive spider and you're now midway through mutating.

12. Or they'll bite in the most sensitive areas, like inbetween your toes or on your butt, preventing you from being able to sit or walk properly.

how the fuck I get a mosquito bite on my big toe really my big fuckin toe u got the wrong one


14. Especially if they're red and fat from drinking your own damn blood.

When you finally find that one mosquito that buzzed in your ears all night long

Nothing fills you with greater rage than seeing the culprit that STOLE YOUR BLOOD.

16. The worst and most tense feeling ever is hearing the quiet and ominous buzz of a hungry mosquito as you're trying to sleep.