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    Sep 9, 2016

    21 Things You'll Remember If You Were Obsessed With "Zoo Tycoon"

    Carefully building a successful zoo and then releasing all the animals at once.

    1. Giving your animals hilarious names.

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    2. Honestly, that was half the fun.

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    3. Then also giving the exhibits hilarious names.

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    4. When the goddamn creators of the game played you.

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    5. Trying to make human exhibits.

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    6. The joy when the animals appreciated all your hard work.

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    7. And the frustration when the little shits just didn't seem to understand that you're trying your damn best!!!

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    Or maybe you weren't trying at all.

    8. When the lions just overpopulated and covered everything in poo.

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    9. And this is what happened if you forgot to close the game.

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    10. And then sometimes putting too many animals in an exhibit on purpose because why not.

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    11. How to unlock the yellow brick road.

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    12. And how to unlock the unicorns.

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    13. Getting pissed off with certain unhappy visitors and giving them names or putting them in dangerous animal exhibits as punishment.

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    Please no Harambe jokes.

    14. The frustration when guests didn't follow your carefully laid pathways.

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    Or worse, when one guest decided to wander to an entirely undeveloped part of the zoo and became really unhappy.

    15. Building a giant zoo with lots of guests then releasing all the animals.

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    16. Putting incompatible animals in an enclosure just to see who wins.

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    17. You probably still remember random facts about the animals.

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    Do real elephants really prefer baobab trees above all other trees?

    18. And other genuinely educational things.

    19. Like the difference between a dromedary camel and a Bactrian camel.

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    20. There is no greater joy than seeing a T-Rex give a guest a wedgie.

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    And then eat that guest.

    21. And of course, this banger of a tune:

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