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Giving your animals hilarious names.
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Honestly, that was half the fun.
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Then also giving the exhibits hilarious names.
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When the goddamn creators of the game played you.
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Trying to make human exhibits.
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The joy when the animals appreciated all your hard work.
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And the frustration when the little shits just didn't seem to understand that you're trying your damn best!!!
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When the lions just overpopulated and covered everything in poo.
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And this is what happened if you forgot to close the game.
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And then sometimes putting too many animals in an exhibit on purpose because why not.
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How to unlock the yellow brick road.
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And how to unlock the unicorns.
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Getting pissed off with certain unhappy visitors and giving them names or putting them in dangerous animal exhibits as punishment.
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The frustration when guests didn't follow your carefully laid pathways.
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Building a giant zoo with lots of guests then releasing all the animals.
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Putting incompatible animals in an enclosure just to see who wins.
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You probably still remember random facts about the animals.
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And other genuinely educational things.
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Like the difference between a dromedary camel and a Bactrian camel.
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There is no greater joy than seeing a T-Rex give a guest a wedgie.
