1. These unattainable ambitions:
2. This hypocrisy:
3. This great new improvement:
4. This mischaracterisation:
5. This perfect analogy:
6. This marketing strategy:
7. This bar that's low, but still somehow not low enough:
8. This definition:
9. This interesting interpretation:
10. This slight inconsistency:
11. This retribution for broken promises:
12. This updated version of The Office:
13. This mastermind:
14. This call to action:
15. This headline:
16. This romantic ideal:
17. This concept:
18. This bullshit:
19. This economic plan:
20. This fantasy:
21. This good thing to look forward to:
