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16 Rude Texts British Weather Would Send You

"Why are you so obsessed with me?"

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1. British weather doesn't fuck about.

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2. It always delivers on its threats.

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3. Sometimes it tries to make up for it.

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4. But its attempts are rarely appreciated.

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5. But those attempts are not very well timed.

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6. It's almost as if it TRIES to be terribly timed.

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7. Sometimes it's barely even noticeable.

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8. Sometimes it makes itself a little bit too noticeable.

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9. Usually though, we're the ones making the fuss, really.

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10. We also have a weird dependence on it to get through the horror of social interactions.

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11. And we refuse to let go of certain weather-related fantasies.

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12. Fantasies like sunshine in Scotland.

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13. The weather can be a bit of a pain sometimes.

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14. But at least it isn't a homophobe.

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15. And it does try and look out for you sometimes.

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16. That's why we have such a complex relationship with it.

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