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    How To Be A Top Lad By Someone That Is Definitely Not A Lad

    The Banterbury Tales.

    To become a Top Lad, one must first conquer Mount Bants.

    It will be a perilous journey. Take this to help you on your voyage.

    Once you have climbed Mount Bants, enter The Cave of Ledges.

    In the Cave of Ledges, you must answer a complex riddle.

    You will then have to face the dreaded beast: The Bantersaurus.

    Only once you have defeated this beast will you be granted the secret to Top Bants.

    From that point forth, you shall be known as a Proper Ledge.

    For your accomplishments, your name and title will be forever immortalised in the holy mountain.