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How To Be A Top Lad By Someone That Is Definitely Not A Lad

The Banterbury Tales.

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To become a Top Lad, one must first conquer Mount Bants.

It is identifiable by the sacred symbols carved into it during the Great Pilgrimage of the Original Legends 2k15 Hashtag Magaluf.
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It is identifiable by the sacred symbols carved into it during the Great Pilgrimage of the Original Legends 2k15 Hashtag Magaluf.

It will be a perilous journey. Take this to help you on your voyage.

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Once you have climbed Mount Bants, enter The Cave of Ledges.

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In the Cave of Ledges, you must answer a complex riddle.

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You will then have to face the dreaded beast: The Bantersaurus.

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Only once you have defeated this beast will you be granted the secret to Top Bants.

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From that point forth, you shall be known as a Proper Ledge.

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For your accomplishments, your name and title will be forever immortalised in the holy mountain.

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