To become a Top Lad, one must first conquer Mount Bants.
It will be a perilous journey. Take this to help you on your voyage.
Once you have climbed Mount Bants, enter The Cave of Ledges.
In the Cave of Ledges, you must answer a complex riddle.
You will then have to face the dreaded beast: The Bantersaurus.
Only once you have defeated this beast will you be granted the secret to Top Bants.
From that point forth, you shall be known as a Proper Ledge.
For your accomplishments, your name and title will be forever immortalised in the holy mountain.