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    22 Slightly Depressing But Hilarious Tweets Literally Everyone Will Relate To

    "At the end of the day, we are all just haunted, meaty skeletons"

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    Used to piss me off seeing Xmas stuff in shops in Sept, now just admire their blind optimism that we'll still be around in three months time

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    Every millennial's fav game: trying to figure out how your friends afford their lifestyle

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    I feel you, vending machine, I feel you.

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    Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs

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    OH SO IM JUST SUPPOSED TO ENJOY GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME INSTEAD OF LIVING IN FEAR THAT THEYLL TURN TO DUST IN MY HANDS

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    Sorry i'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for an hour staring at the wall

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    my body: WATER please I need it me: you - you want iced coffee??

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    when you and your friends all follow each other on your private accounts

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    All apps are dating apps if you're online enough

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    Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning

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    before you ask him on a real date, try doing something low pressure with him. like never speaking to him or vocalizing your interest

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    Dating - 2015: "Do I wanna spend the rest of my life w/this person?" 2017: "Do I wanna go thru the collapse of capitalism w/this person??"

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    2007: It's called a smart phone, it can do everything! 2017: Stare into the nightmare rectangle and watch society collapse in real time

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    friend: what have U been doing lately? me, in an extremely monotonous drone voice, slowly craning my head to face them: using the computer

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    My dad at my age: raising two sons, quietly contributing to a 401k Me: drinking rosé in Central Park and shouting "Drag her!" at the moon

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    at the end of the day, we are all just haunted meaty skeletons

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