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17 Things Only People Annoyed By Slow Walkers Will Understand

Nothing gives you more rage than someone walking slowly in front of you.

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1. You're probably a really sweet person normally. Unless, of course, someone has the audacity to walk slowly in front of you.

Obviously not if the person can't help the speed at which they walk, you're not a monster. It's the people that are just inconsiderate that turn you into a seething ball of rage.
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Obviously not if the person can't help the speed at which they walk, you're not a monster. It's the people that are just inconsiderate that turn you into a seething ball of rage.

2. You might not even be a particularly fast walker. You just hate the feeling of not having the option to walk quickly.

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3. Even worse is when people just fucking stop in the middle of the street.

Why?? Why here??? What is wrong with you????
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Why?? Why here??? What is wrong with you????

4. It should be illegal to walk and text on a busy street.

5. And an absolute requirement to have your oyster card ready when getting to the gates on the tube.

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6. People that walk slowly and in the middle of the street, making it difficult to overtake them, are the absolute worst.

7. Especially when they force you to RISK YOUR LIFE by stepping off the pavement and onto the street to overtake them.

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8. If you're short and walk quietly, this is a particular plague on your life.

No one can hear you coming and you're often just not in people's line of sight.
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No one can hear you coming and you're often just not in people's line of sight.

9. You might've even taken preventative measures by wearing heels/particularly loud shoes and stomping around everywhere so people know to move the fuck out of your way.

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It rarely works and you've considered wearing a cat's collar with a bell on it instead.

10. Large groups of people and lots of congestion really brings out the worst in you.

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You know it's bratty and that EVERYONE has somewhere to get to, but also, can they please move the fuck out of your way?

11. You get really frustrated with tourists.

Yeah ok I get that you're in a historic part of this beautiful city but do you need to stop in the middle of a very busy street to take a picture??????????
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Yeah ok I get that you're in a historic part of this beautiful city but do you need to stop in the middle of a very busy street to take a picture??????????

12. When you're in a particularly bad mood, you very melodramatically huff as you overtake a slow walker.

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You might even throw in a dirty look if you're feeling particularly evil.

13. If someone does it to you, you feel nothing but shame.

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"I'm one of those now. I'm so sorry, please forgive me" you think to the person that just stomped passed you.

14. No matter how much you love city life, crowded streets and slow walkers make you want to give everything up and move to the middle of nowhere.

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Sure, you wouldn't get 4G in a cabin in the woods, but you could walk at whatever speed you chose.

15. This prospect is incredibly exciting to you.

Few days go by when you don't dream of being able to power walk past people in a fast pedestrian lane.
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Few days go by when you don't dream of being able to power walk past people in a fast pedestrian lane.

16. You've mastered some incredible techniques when it comes to weaving through crowds.

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Shout out to all the really tall big people that plow through crowds that small people can then follow.

17. However, deep down, you know that you've been an annoying slow-walking in your life, too.

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Except when you're a slow-walking tourist it’s different, obviously, because you’re just trying to enjoy a wonderful city and contribute your money to its economy, people should just chill out, gosh!!!