1. Dachshunds/sausage dogs/weiner dogs/doxies are incredible.

2. They're just AGGRESSIVELY cute.
3. Just, obscenely cute.
4. And very long.

5. How is it possible something can simultaneously be so long but so little?
7. And they can get a little confused sometimes.
9. They're also excellent lumberjacks.

11. They're incredibly stylish, too.
12. Stylish, but sensible too.
13. And portable.
14. They're fantastic drivers.

15. Doxies are incredibly good at relaxing.
16. But they're also always ready for business.
