22 Things Everyone With A Small Bladder Gets
You're forever grateful for roadside service stations.
You're just like every other person, except you pee slightly more often.
Which means you're always aware of the location of the loos.
And if you're not, then you're scoping out their location.
In fact you've seen so many public bathrooms that you probably have a ranking of the best and worst ones.
Road trips are actually hell with/for you because you need a pee break so often.
You've perfected the peeing-whilst-on-a-moving-train technique.
You sometimes worry that people notice how often you get up and go to the loo.
You feel a sense of solidarity with the people you come across in the loos.
Because synced-up bladders are a bonding opportunity.
You've also mastered pre-emptive weeing.
And even though you literally always need to pee, you're actually really good at holding it in.
But at least it comes in handy when it comes to avoiding UTIs.
Except if you do get a UTI, it is actually the worst thing ever.
No matter what time you go to bed or if you pee beforehand, you will still need to get up in the middle of the night.
You kind of dread festivals, not because of the dirt and grime and cultural appropriation, but the queues to the toilets.
And the toilets themselves.
You've peed outside many, many times.
And part of the conversation when you're at the pub.
You'll also probably never have perfectly painted nails.
But at least you know you're well hydrated.
Although you could probably be lost in the Sahara for three days and still need a piss.
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