2.
For the hard of hearing:
3.
For the regrettable decisions:
4.
For the moments you wish you could forget:
5.
For those living incognito:
6.
For every bus journey ever:
7.
For the misunderstood:
8.
For the never-ending conversations:
9.
For the canine enthusiast:
10.
For the serial evader:
11.
For the overly generous:
12.
For the great pretender:
13.
For the moments of intense self-reflection:
14.
For the times your own mother forgets what she named you:
15.
For the worst kind of procrastinator:
16.
And for the classic adult: