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Don't pretend you've never thought about your own funeral.

Plan Your Funeral And We'll Tell You How You Die

Would you want people to be happy or sad at your funeral?

Turtles don't normally eat humans, but this one will be really hungry and you're particularly tasty.

You'll be eaten alive very slowly by an incredibly hungry turtle

You'll just tire yourself out and die of sexy exhaustion. At least you'll have fun in the process!

You'll die from having too much sex

You'll be the first to travel through time, to the year 3982. Unfortunately, your 21st-century body will not be able to cope with the futuristic diseases they have there.

You'll travel far into the future and die of a futuristic disease

You'll sacrifice your soul to the dark arts for immortality, but the price you'll pay will be an inhuman existence.

You'll never die, and will live for eternity in a state of half-existence

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