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This miracle of miracles:
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The conversation we have all had:
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The wild panic we've all experienced:
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This classic mum humour:
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This flawless strategy:
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This other conversation we've all had:
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This thing every single mum does:
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And this thing that every single mum says:
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This excuse you've definitely used:
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This situation, which we've all been in:
12.
This look we've all given:
13.
This flawless cover-up:
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This magical talent every parent has, which means they can never remember the name they gave you:
15.
This excellent mum prank:
16.
This immortal mum lie:
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This look, which you've definitely gotten:
18.
This classic mum line:
21.
This terrible situation:
22.
This summary of your early twenties:
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This totally irrational reaction that you've definitely experienced:
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This total and universal mystery:
25.
This remedy for all ailments:
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And this, the greatest betrayal of all:
