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This small price to pay for owning a cat:
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The perk of being able to choose your cat's name:
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This excellent thing that cats do:
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This other excellent thing:
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This thing that you've probably done:
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This totally true fact:
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This terrible betrayal we're all guilty of:
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This standard cat behaviour:
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This thing we all dream of doing:
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This awful injustice:
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The best thing that cats sometimes do:
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This correct response:
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This summary of being a cat owner:
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This succinct, but not exhaustive list:
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This excellent new religion:
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This unexplainable cat behaviour:
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This responsible cat-owner habit:
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This beautiful life philosophy:
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The purest and best feeling in the world:
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And the worst feeling in the world:
