Good news, crazy cat people! An app called Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector has recently been released in English and it’s glorious.
You place objects and food for the cute lil' critters to come and play with.
It's kind of like Pokémon but with cats and everyone gets along.
For those of you who used to play Kawaii Pet Megu before it came to an untimely end, this will surely fill the hole that has been left in your heart.
The cat butts are a particular highlight.
Unfortunately, the app does not increase the occurrence of real cats in your actual yard.
Now go forth and collect.
And forget about your adult responsibilities.