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Aubergine is the best vegetable.
There's a reason there isn't a courgette emoji.
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Cabbage is far superior.
Lettuce is just a filler, it's the canvas of a salad. Cabbage has the potential to be the star, the artwork itself.
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Carrots are the best.
Have you ever heard of a parsnip cake? No, because parsnips are shit.
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Broccoli is better.
Sure, cauliflower can be good. But really, it's broccoli's boring cousin.
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Red onion is better.
What sort of unhinged person would choose a white onion over red?
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Spinach is better than kale.
If Beyoncé hadn't worn that sweatshirt, would kale really be such a thing?
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Asparagus is better.
Artichokes are pretty good, but asparagus is far more delicious.
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Radishes are better.
It's common knowledge that the radish is the cuter, more fun, younger sister of the turnip.
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Cucumber is better.
No amount of peanut butter can redeem celery.
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Sweet potatoes are better.
Regular potatoes are to sweet potatoes what virgin cocktails are to alcoholic cocktails.
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