What % Dickhead Are You?
Do you think you are far more intelligent than everyone you know?
Okay, here's the thing – though "dickhead" may be used as a catch-all insult for someone who is generally unpleasant, in this context I am using it to mean "someone who makes a big point out of being pretentious", or "someone who is not actively being mean but is very obnoxious none the less".
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