BuzzΒ·Posted on 15 Jul 201721 Tweets That Are Really Weird But Will Make You Laugh, For Some Reason"Every year thousands of boyfriends are hunted for their jeans alone."by Natalya LobanovaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. the dog band @meandmydog69 Me, absolutely twisted, coming home with a load of swords. Me waking up the next day with a room full of swords. 10:10 AM - 13 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. οΌ’ο½ο½ ο½γοΌ‘ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ @dust_pup every year thousands of boyfriends are hunted for their jeans alone 06:06 PM - 22 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison Saw some pigeon detectives down at the lake trying to solve a murder. 10:06 PM - 04 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. josh nalven βοΈπ @JNalv I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy 09:42 PM - 20 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Nate @inthesedeserts I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo) A truck full of eels Overturned on U.S. 101 It was shipping hell snakes by the ton https://t.co/QqsX8ekoA2 02:29 PM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Berk @MalkyDungeon The boys coming back into town 08:25 AM - 05 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. David Gate @davidgate Same 05:34 PM - 25 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. me irl @ItMeIRL me irl 01:04 PM - 11 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. lexi rae @dysplacement Still don't believe in evolution? 05:44 PM - 30 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Joel @JoelBleiman You: Jon Bon Jovi Me, an intellectual: Jonathan Bonathan Jovi 04:42 PM - 01 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis *Clears throat as if to announce something extremely important* "Jurassic Park" but the dinosaurs are from the β90sβ¦ https://t.co/au5fXRD9YE 03:54 AM - 28 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Creed Lifehouse @C2Mhud [squeezing by someone in McDonald's] McScuse me 05:35 PM - 28 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. MultiVinsmoke @_multifrank You already know what the fuck is going on 10:37 PM - 18 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. war profiteer neopet @swampbeacon get a man who can do both 07:23 PM - 01 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Dave Cactus @dave_cactus ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent. 02:44 AM - 27 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. radmuscles @PipRasmussen HE MONCH BUTT - renaissance painting, 1602 11:25 PM - 15 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. pierce π @piercespears 1960s: let's invent the internet in case there's a nuclear winter and no way of communication the internet today: 03:47 AM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. malts @malt_skull me: [flashlight under chin] they say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago today! [100 years ago] witch: fuck this house 07:43 PM - 02 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Matt Roller @rolldiggity When a witch says your tongue has to float in the middle of your mouth without touching anything or you'll die. 03:39 AM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Fro Vo @fro_vo Wife: we have to get rid of these ants Me: if u don't look at them they disappear Wife: that's ignorant Me: i know the technical term linda 05:07 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. im ganon @CdiGanon i π was π cursed π by π the π clapping π wizard π and π i π am π on π a π quest π to π kill π him π will π you π help π me π adventurer 11:55 PM - 14 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite