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17 Entirely Unnecessary Beauty Products That Actually Exist

For all those times you needed to bleach your bumhole and guard your camel toe.

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1. These camel toe guards.

For when you don't want the world do know that you have a vulva. Apparently they're sported by the one and only Kim K.

You can buy them here.

2. And from the same brand, here's some pubic hair dye.

Clearly, the most pressing question here is why purple is the only colour deemed "sexy" from this selection. Who made the executive decision that pubes are most sexy when purple?

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5. But if £55 for a tub of gold to smear on to your face is a bit too dear, you can get these gold eye masks for just 99p.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gold-Collagen-Bio-Crystal-for-Face-Facial-Eye-Neck-Mask-Anti-Ageing-Wrinkle-Mask-/221835755799?var=520718962502&hash=item33a6710117:m:mGmUz47P8y8tL615frlg5-w
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gold-Collagen-Bio-Crystal-for-Face-Facial-Eye-Neck-Mask-Anti-Ageing-Wrinkle-Mask-/221835755799?var=520718962502&hash=item33a6710117:m:mGmUz47P8y8tL615frlg5-w

Supposedly consisting of 24k gold and collagen.

6. In fact, face mask sheets in general are real popular right now.

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But they are apparently really good, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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9. Bumhole bleach.

IKB / Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

But what good is a perfectly pink vagina to you if your bumhole doesn't match? Good news that the market has foreseen this and provided you, the consumer, with much-needed bumhole bleach. Buy it for the low, low price of £5.11.

11. A spoon specifically designed to scrape out the last bit of your products.

Beauty Spoon / Via beautyspoon.com

Do you hate wasting products, but don't want to just use any old flat, long and thin object to scoop out the last remnants of your foundation? Well then, this is the product for you.

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14. This chin-slimming strap.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Slimming-Shaping-Sleeping-Wrinkle-Sagging/dp/B00YTLLZLO/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1447330338&sr=8-6&keywords=face+lift
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Slimming-Shaping-Sleeping-Wrinkle-Sagging/dp/B00YTLLZLO/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1447330338&sr=8-6&keywords=face+lift

Mould your doughy face into a more appealing doughy face.

16. Coloured shaving cream.

http://www.firebox.com/product/6356/Colour-Me-Shave?aff=512&awc=550_1407533553_331b39ec262bc380b154f80629413d49&utm_source=AffiliateWindow&utm_medium=Affiliates&utm_content=Coolest+Gadgets&utm_campaign=TextLink
http://www.firebox.com/product/6356/Colour-Me-Shave?aff=512&awc=550_1407533553_331b39ec262bc380b154f80629413d49&utm_source=AffiliateWindow&utm_medium=Affiliates&utm_content=Coolest+Gadgets&utm_campaign=TextLink

This is a shaving cream, except unlike normal shaving cream, it comes in different colours. Also, it has an "invigorating and reassuringly masculine" scent. This way, you can have fun and be reassured about your masculinity while shaving!