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When you first realised that neither of you cook, you were both relieved that you wouldn't be judged for your culinary laziness...
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...but also disappointed that you won't have someone take on cooking duty and make you delicious food.
3.
You eat out and order in way, way too much.
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But at least you both know each other's exact favourite pizza toppings.
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You also both feel really guilty about ordering out so much.
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But you're both awful enablers and can always justify eating out and ordering in to each other.
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Each of you go through phases of trying to be really into cooking.
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But after about a week, one of you cracks and gets a Deliveroo.
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You actually only know about three recipes between you.
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But that's OK, because that still means you can make a three-course dinner between you.
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But it also means on the few occasions you do cook, it's usually the same recipe.
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Or you just make some shit up.
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You've probably tried to surprise each other with homemade food.
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You always go to the shops with high hopes of leaving with lots of grownup, fresh produce.
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But neither of you are actually ever prepare.
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So you either leave with just a bunch of random shit...
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...or just give up and leave with bags full of ready meals and defeat.
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But all this is only because there are ~other things~ you'd much rather be doing together than cooking.
