To be a champion crier, you must have mastered these many crying skills. Tick off every place and every type of cry you've ever done.
1. On your bed, after having dramatically slammed your door2. In the shower3. On the toilet4. In a supermarket5. In a changing room6. In a doctor’s office7. In an dentist's office8. At an opticians9. At your desk at work10. On public transport11. On your period12. Not on your period13. Because you were happy14. Because you were sad15. Because you were angry16. For seemingly no reason at all17. On your birthday18. At someone else’s birthday party19. Whilst gazing out of the window of a moving vehicle, during a rainstorm20. Whilst gazing onto a serene lake21. Strategically, only to win a fight22. On demand, as part of an artistic performance23. Because of a sad film24. Because of a film that definitely isn’t supposed to make you cry25. Because of one minute ad26. Whilst looking a dog video online27. Whilst looking at a dog IRL28. Because you thought about dogs29. Because someone was mean to you30. Because someone was nice to you31. Because someone criticised you, but in a way that is nonetheless fair32. Because you had a moment of insight and realised a fatal flaw in your own character33. Because you realised the inevitability of your own death34. Because your plant died, and you were sad to have let it down35. Because the train was late36. Because you had to do some maths37. Because you were stressed38. Because you were drunk39. Because you were hungover40. Because you were hungry41. Because you were stuck in traffic42. Because you were a bit ill, not so ill that you had to go into hospital or anything, you just had to lay in bed for a bit43. Because your computer was acting up44. Because you spilt something on your clothes45. Because you watched a video of a really genuine, earnest marriage proposal46. Because someone you know was really happy and finally got the wonderful things they deserved in life47. Because your mum was really nice to you and looked after you like a child even though you’re an adult now48. Because you wondered if anyone will ever love you unconditionally like your mother does49. Because you realised how many sacrifices your parents made for you50. Because you forgot you feed your dog, you monster51. Because you had to leave your dog alone for a bit and he was scared that maybe you wouldn’t come back52. Because you had a really scary dream53. Because something bad happened and it wasn’t your fault54. Because you worked really hard on a meal and then accidentally dropped it all on the floor55. Because someone did something really nice for you because they knew you were having a rough time, even though they didn’t have to and it wasn’t their fault, they just wanted to help56. Because someone else was crying57. Because you just felt like you needed a bit of a cry