15 Pictures Of Renaissance Women With Spectacular Gravity-Defying Boobs
Five hundred years ago, gravity didn't exist, according to these boobs.
Do your boobs look like this?
Are they perfectly spherical?
Are they so far apart from each other that they look like they're trying to run away from each other?
And are they just so dang perky that they're almost in your armpits?
Because if so, you might just be a woman in a Renaissance painting.
To be fair, gravity wasn't a thing people really knew about yet.
"Women basically look just like men but with two orange halves on their chests? Yes that sounds about right."
Tfw your boobs need to move out of the way to make room for your sick eight-pack.
"Yes. Definitely canonical," said Eve, checking out Adam's cannon.
To be fair, the boobs aren't the weirdest thing in this painting.
"Mammary glands? More like perfectly spherical milk balloons, amirite ladies?"
Women that did have droopy boobs had to hide their non-spherical boobs behind clothes and six younger versions of themselves.
But, who knows, maybe 500 years ago women just had mega-perky boobs and lounged about naked all the time?
And apparently their weird perky boobs occasionally sprouted branches?
At least weird boobs didn't stop them from battling the patriarchy.
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